Hey all im a nice, genuine guy from Saltcoats. Cool, calm, non judgemental. If there's a better way to reach you or email me and let me know what you want, or what I can do for you ladies I have back issues and a small pecker, that is true, but I have other talents and my mouth and fingers work just fine I get off on feeling and watching your body respond to my touch of lips and tongue, as well as my words as my fingers go on a "deep dive" of your most feminine charms In other words, I wanna go down on you and make you squirm I wanna woman in Bakersfield penetrate you mentally as my fingers penetrate you physically To quote the late George Michael "I want your sex" and "I will be your Father Figure" as well, if that is your thing If you can get past the beer belly and the less than stellar wang, I think we can have a good time.
I don't cook with a microwave.